Increasingly inaccurately named...

I'm not in any way surprised, but still, news of the new MINI makes me go: Huh?!

In particular, the bit that says:

Although visually similar to the last model (after all, if it ain't broke, don't fix it), every body panel on the new, larger MINI is different.

This must be some strange new usage of the word 'mini' I wasn't previously aware of.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bang my head against a brick wall for a while.